The Apex of Suck

More to Come!

2010-10-06T20:24:00.000-04:00

The site has been a little dead as of late. More is on the way! But be sure to check out my DeviantArt (I know!) account: blatherpuss.deviantart.com!

I'll also be at NYCC! LOOK FOR MEEEEE

EFC: A Newspaper 10

2010-08-19T00:00:00.000-04:00

A mystery that will go unsolved for all time....

EFC: A Newspaper 9

2010-08-17T00:00:00.002-04:00

Noone is less then helpful in most given situations....
Don't forget a new print version of Effortless Comics is now available! Check it out here: http://apexofsuck.blogspot.com/2010/08/effortless-comics-we-fish-till-end-of.html
Or just look right below this post! :O

Effortless Comics: We Fish till the End of the Time FOR SALE

2010-08-16T00:00:00.004-04:00

The first printed Effortless Comics mini-comic (redundant) is now available for all interested parties! It collects the 11 page story-arc We Fish till the End of Time, which was originally posted here: http://blatherpuss.deviantart.com
However, I've since rescanned, cleaned up and screentoned the whole comic, so it's almost like a remastered edition! I have also drawn three new pages that completely round out the story, and have never been posted online before! This print version will be the first place to see 'em! The book looks good, comes with a full color front cover and is selling for the low price of $2.50, with a $2.00 shipping fee!
Also as an added bonus, the first five people who order one will get a quality print out of another Effortless Comic (either Ubercube: http://blatherpuss.deviantart.com/#/d2vybyyor Antler Hat: http://blatherpuss.deviantart.com/#/d2wh6il) It's a random selection thing, so I hope you get the one you like! I will of course sign all books and prints, free of charge! Just click the little button down below to go on the magical journey of comic purchases!!
Also sadly, as of right now I can only ship within the United States, but if any interest arises for international shipping I will look into it! Thanks to all who have kept up with my work, read my comics, and have just in general been cool! I appreciate it!

EFC: A Newspaper 8

2010-08-12T05:15:00.000-04:00

A little late, but BETTER LATE THEN NEVER!! Or something I don't SCIENTIST!!

EFC: A Newspaper 7

2010-08-10T05:38:00.000-04:00

Featuring Bernie, a character created by Hannah "Raygirl" D.S. Check out more of her awesome art and her awesomeness over at: http://raygirl.deviantart.com
This one was redrawn from the original version for various reasons we shant get into here. Also, normal update schedule resumes, so another Effortless Comic goes up on Thursday, and Doll vs Puppet returns next week to FINALLY wrap up. Sorry the Shark Week surprise fell apart... maybe in the future!!

It's coming.

2010-08-03T01:43:00.000-04:00

Probably next week. Later this week though I am planning a huge comic dump!

EFC: A Newspaper 6

2010-07-29T00:00:00.000-04:00

Literary humor! It's a trip!!!

EFC: A Newspaper 5

2010-07-27T00:00:00.000-04:00

Just ride that corpse all the way to the bank!

Special note: No Doll vs Puppet this week and next! Got other projects in the work! Effortless comics update schedule remains the same however!!

Doll vs Puppet 8

2010-07-23T00:08:00.000-04:00

A WINNAR!!!!

EFC: A Newspaper 4

2010-07-22T00:00:00.001-04:00

I know the Turtleneck Sweater Man all too well....

Doll vs Puppet 7

2010-07-21T00:00:00.001-04:00

Action! Confusing poorly planned out action!!

EFC: A Newspaper 3

2010-07-20T00:00:00.002-04:00

The aftereffect of Breeze's cruel joke are still felt to this day.....

Doll vs Puppet 6

2010-07-19T02:01:00.002-04:00

Today's Doll vs Puppet is brought to you by: Violence on Women! Remember: She was askin' for it! *wink*

Doll vs Puppet 5

2010-07-16T00:00:00.000-04:00

SOUND EFFECTS!

EFC: A Newspaper 2

2010-07-15T00:00:00.000-04:00

Man way to take this thing way too far Breeze!!

Doll vs Puppet 4

2010-07-14T01:27:00.000-04:00

Harsh accusations to be sure!

EFC: A Newspaper! 1

2010-07-13T00:00:00.001-04:00

Thus begins a running gag!

Doll vs Puppet 3

2010-07-11T00:00:00.001-04:00

The Puppet used "Confusion"!

Doll vs Puppet 2

2010-07-09T00:00:00.000-04:00

A doll appears!

EFC 13: Timely Deaths

2010-07-08T00:00:00.000-04:00

Let this be a lesson to you all: Pop Culture, or Current Event humor, usually does not age well!! It is not cheese! It's fruit!! Also: I drew a wee wee. Obviously proof of my rampant homosexuality.

Doll vs Puppet 1

2010-07-07T00:00:00.001-04:00

Playing with tones and magic. A good ol' fashioned duel is around the corner folks.

EFC 12: UFO

2010-07-06T00:00:00.000-04:00

Remember when these kind of jokes weren't played out and kind of funny?! Me neither!!

EFC Preview for the Future Happiness!

2010-07-02T00:00:00.000-04:00

A little something something! I've been working on things you know?

EFC 11: Turtle Pops

2010-07-01T00:00:00.001-04:00

TURPLE POWAH!! (linkadink)

EFC 10: Movie Night

2010-06-29T00:00:00.000-04:00

Movie discussions! Also ISSUE 10!! WOOOO!!! TENTH PAGE CELEBRATION!!!! nnnNNNYYAAARRRRR!!!

Effortless Comics Preview

2010-06-25T00:00:00.001-04:00

A little preview of things yet to come! Ooooohh!

EFC 9: Night of the Cherubs

2010-06-24T00:00:00.000-04:00

Coming soon to theaters sssssoommehow....

EFC 8: Father's Day

2010-06-22T00:00:00.000-04:00

A belated father's day strip! Hope yours were good, and your dad enjoyed it and you didn't disappoint him, which I'm almost positive you did!

BONUS: Effortless Comics Beauty Shot: NoOne

2010-06-18T00:00:00.001-04:00

That chin can jut out into the UNIVERSE!!! Another pointless bonus thing. Hope it met all your expectations!

EFC 7: Mating Ritual

2010-06-17T00:00:00.002-04:00

Flim Flam suffers heavily from gynephobia. He's working on it, he can be around Breeze for more then five minutes without wetting himself. But it still rears its head every now and then. Yay for crippling fears!!

BONUS: Effortless Comics Beauty Shot: Ritalin

2010-06-16T00:00:00.001-04:00

Here's a look at the ever beautiful Ritalin! Enjoy this pointless bonus!! There will be another one Friday!

Effortless Comics 6: Losing my Religion

2010-06-15T00:00:00.001-04:00

So not all of these early Effortless Comics are all that great, and I could change them, redraw them, or denied they exist, but as Nicholas Campbell once said: "See, you can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin."*
And lord knows I wouldn't want to be a sinner

*Naked Lunch

Effortless Comics 5: Tim Burton and Job Security

2010-06-10T00:00:00.002-04:00

Coming soon to DVD sssomehow.....

Effortless Comics 4: Flim Flam

2010-06-08T01:39:00.002-04:00

The... ahem.... "villain" of Effortless Comics. He's a villain in the same sense that I'm a rich successful comic book arti-*the rest of this blog post has been replaced with the sounds of heavy sobbing*

Effortless Comics 3: Breeze

2010-06-03T00:00:00.002-04:00

Hi I grew up in the 80s, which might explain (but not excuse) why I think "fancy food" jokes are funny! Also, I did not care for the film Ratatouille!

Effortless Comics 2: NoOne

2010-06-01T00:00:00.004-04:00

NoOne saw that Penn and Teller episode about how signing petitions doesn't really mean anything... but that was AFTER this, so he doesn't have any excuse really....

Blurble Bees

2010-05-28T00:00:00.002-04:00

Doodles do the heart good.

Effortless Comics 1: Ritalin

2010-05-27T00:07:00.001-04:00

All of science bows to Ritalin's whims and fancy!